Monday, November 19, 2012

2012 Scare Off Short Story Contest Winner!

This Is The Way The World Ends
Sheri’ Flyte
I hated going down into the Pool Science basement. It had nothing to do with the blood spatter left behind by the Forensics students or the occasional sighting of a three inch long centipede before it skittered into a dark corner. It was the claustrophobic feeling it had. The constant ducking to avoid smacking your head into a steel pipe. Practically crawling on the floor to get underneath a vent. The complete lack of windows. Only one way to leave. Radio transmissions were sketchy at best, if you were lucky. But the fire extinguishers had to be checked, and it was my turn to go into the basement. When I walked up the stairs, finished with my task, something felt...off.
The strobe lights of the newly installed fire alarm system were flashing, but there was no sound to accompany it. Looking out the doors facing Rodale, the hazy, fog-like air lit up intermittently with the brilliant blue of the emergency phone light. I left the building hurriedly as I attempted to contact dispatch or the other officer. Nothing but radio silence and a strange haze in the night air greeted me. I caught a familiar scent on the breeze that poked at the recesses of memory, but I couldn't place it.
Getting into the patrol vehicle, I sped to the office, seeing alarm and emergency strobes emanating from every building. Once I arrived, I flew into the office to change my radio and find out what was going on. But the office was empty. It was never empty. And even with the fresh radio, I received no response from the other officer.
Running to Butz, I found that none of the students had evacuated because there was no audible alarm. I began knocking on all of the doors, yelling "Campus Police! You need to leave the building!" No one came out. Keying into each room, I found them all devoid of occupants. The same occurred in Curtis, Moore, and Steinbright. Everyone was just...gone.
I took the patrol vehicle through the streets of Allentown and Bethlehem, finding nothing but emptiness and silence. Even cricket chirps were nonexistent. I called every number in my cell phone with no results and the mist left an ash-like residue as it settled on every available surface.
As the days went by, the darkness remained and I continued to catch that scent. Like the remains of a barbeque pit, it smelled like overcooked animal flesh. A hollow sound escaped my lips echoing in the silence as I realized I was utterly alone, and a T.S. Eliot verse stormed through my head. "This is the way the world ends; Not with a bang but a whimper."
I wish he had been wrong.

Monday, November 12, 2012

Writing Consultant Highlight - Gabrielle Johnson


WRITING CONSULTANT HIGHLIGHT
Gabrielle Johnson

Gabrielle is a sophomore English major (not to mention a writing consultant candidate by default). As you will see, Gabrielle can be classified in several "-phile" categories and recognizes that her major constantly challenges her writing skills. In offering advice to other writers, Gabi may seem to be a packrat, but it is all in good planning.

  See below for Gabi's insights:

As a writing consultant, you know how to put a paper together, but what is your writing process like?
Both creatively and academically, it is the writing equivalent of a small child with their first finger-paints. It seems messy and inconsistent

Let’s face it: No one is perfect. What is your biggest writing challenge?
My time management skills are underdeveloped and often lead to me procrastinating when I probably shouldn’t. That, combined with my inability to hand in a paper I feel is inadequate, often leads to late nights adding new paragraphs and editing old ones.

How does your major help you become a better writer? How has Cedar Crest helped you become a better writer?
I am an English major, so if I can’t write I fail by default. I am constantly challenged in my classes, and the faculty is always willing to spend a bit of extra time discussing my thoughts while helping me develop them into coherent ideas.

What is something interesting not many people know about you? 
I am a bibliophile, cinephile, and music-lover. I spend far too much time listening to music, reading, or watching something. I have over six hundred books on my shelves, hundreds more on my computer, and don’t even ask me about how many albums and movies I own. 

What is your favorite book? Why?
Right now, it is Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. The humour is dry, witty, and very reminiscent of Douglas Adams which is always a plus. And it’s always nice to see two of my favourite authors working together. 

What is your general advice to writers?
Save everything you write, even if you think it’s horrible. Whether it is academic or creative, you’d be surprised how often you can go back and find something salvageable within a bit of writing you thought was nonsense. 


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Monday, November 5, 2012

Free Writing or: How I Learned to Stop Grammar and Love the Rambling



If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

There’s something about a nice clean word document that makes you just want to keep it that way forever. The pristine whiteness. The vast expanse representing endless possibilities. Infinite chances to ensnare and captivate the reader all living in a single, empty page.

Well, that’s not completely true. 

There’s not actually some mystical epiphany inside that empty white rectangle that’s just biding time until it reveals itself to you. The word document, surprisingly, doesn’t hold the answers to your prompt question or the beginnings of your epic novel, or even next week’s winning lottery numbers, but you sure want to believe it after you’ve stared at one for a few hours and gotten nowhere. The truth is, that’s all in your own head somewhere. Except maybe the lottery numbers.

The key is unlocking it (see what I did there?). If your biggest problem when it comes to writing is getting started, your solution may lie in free writing. 

Free writing is when you give yourself a time limit, whether it be 5 or 30 minutes, and just start to write. Ignore spelling, ignore grammar, and, no matter what you do, keep typing or writing by hand or whatever method of transcribing you prefer. Keep your hands moving until the very end, even if you’re just ajandjfjfjgjgkjggnssbhshg;hhkwswjwkjktjkyjhjkk.

 It’s going to be brutal, probably the worst thing you’ve ever written and possibly the worst thing you’ve ever read, but that’s the point. When you free write you’re not trying to get any work done, you’re just trying to get into the writing mood. You know, that strange state of being where the words just pour out onto the page? That seemingly nonexistent quality you’ve only heard about in myth and whispered stories of that one girl in Curtis who wrote a 17 page research paper in one night and got an A? 

Yeah, it’s like that. And it feels fantastic.

- Gabi